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Equius talks to Gamzee in the afterlife

  • terminallyCapricious [TC] joined chat.
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  • TC: hey horsebro.
  • CT: D --> Highb100d
  • CT: D --> I'd like to apologize for not kneeling sooner
  • CT: D --> And state that I perfectly understand why I deserved your just and meritorious punishment
  • TC: AS YOU MOTHERFUCKING SHOULD BE.
  • TC: it's all well and good there my main motherfucker.
  • TC: ALL SHADES OF FORGIVEN UP IN THIS AIGHT?
  • TC: don't you worry none about it.
  • CT: D --> Thank you, highb100d
  • TC: BUT THAT SHIT WASN'T WHY I WAS UP AND SEARCHING FOR A MOTHERFUCKER SEE.
  • CT: D --> How may I be of service
  • TC: ain't death do none to lessen that brawn you got going on, has it?
  • TC: A MOTHERFUCKER'S STILL GOT THE STRENGTH HE USED TO GOT IN LIFE.
  • TC: am i wrong?
  • CT: D --> No
  • CT: D --> You're correct
  • CT: D --> Though I've managed to develop a greater degree of control over it
  • TC: WHAT SORT OF CONTROL.
  • TC: if a motherfucker may ask.
  • CT: D --> I'm not the gentlest w001beast in the fields
  • CT: D --> But I can manage a light touch now again
  • CT: D --> And I don't break everything I touch anymore
  • TC: YOU'RE SEEIN' ME ALL SHADES OF MIRTHFUL TOWARDS THIS DEVELOPMENT THERE, MY MOST RIGHTEOUS OF BROTHERS.
  • TC: because see we're in needs of assistance over in here.
  • CT: D --> Yes, highb100d
  • TC: REMEMBER WHEN I KILLED YOU?
  • TC: remember when it was all about the greater good and all that shit?
  • CT: D --> I don't think I could ever forget
  • CT: D --> The e%tasy of that moment
  • TC: HA HA HA, YEAH.
  • TC: i seen the look on them traits a yours, ponyboy.
  • TC: AIN'T THINK I EVER MADE A MOTHERFUCKER THAT HAPPY SINCE.
  • TC: you the best miracle i ever been graced with being a part of, yeah?
  • CT: D --> I
  • TC: BUT THAT AIN'T THE MOTHERFUCKING QUESTION THAT'S AT HAND IN HERE.
  • TC: no need for superfluous compliments on both our parts.
  • CT: D --> Please tell me what to do
  • TC: CAN'T SPEND OUR WHOLE DAYS JERKING EACH OTHER OFF WHEN THERE'S BUSINESS GOIN ON NOW CAN WE.
  • CT: D --> Oh god
  • TC: we need brawns, big guy.
  • CT: D --> Gladly
  • TC: WE NEED THEM MOTHERFUCKING GUNS A YOURS.
  • CT: D --> My guns are yours
  • TC: we need some motherfuckin muscle to wrap around them stupidass necks to coerce the dumb motherfuckers into listening.
  • TC: THINK YOU CAN DO THAT?
  • CT: D --> Point me to the ne%
  • TC: ha ha ha ha ha.
  • TC: :o)
  • TC: ain't need no breaking yet, buddy boy.
  • CT: D --> Understood, sir
  • TC: BUT I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALL KINDS A MOTHERFUCKING STOKED ABOUT THE SITUATION.
  • TC: aw, nah, nah.
  • TC: DON'T YOU UP AND CALL ME SIR THERE.
  • TC: we business partners now ain't we?
  • TC: CALL ME YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MASTER.
  • CT: D --> Yes master
  • TC: you're a part of our plan now.
  • TC: YOU'LL REAP THE MOTHERFUCKIN SPOILS UP THERE WITH THE BEST OF US.
  • CT: D --> You don't know how it thrills me to think that I could be of service to you
  • TC: oh, ponyboy, ponyboy.
  • TC: THE SORT OF SHIT YOU COULD DO FOR ME.
  • TC: fuck if i was just a bit less virtuous you'd already be back on your knees at this precise motherfuckin moment in time.
  • TC: BUT THAT AIN'T THE PLACE NOW IS IT?
  • CT: D --> Unfortunately, no
  • TC: yeah.
  • TC: MOTHERFUCKIN THOUGHT SO.
  • TC: glad we could settle this shit though, best buddy.
  • TC: BEST BROTHER IN ARMS.
  • CT: D --> May I ask whose arms require twisting
  • TC: not just arms my righteous sumbitch.
  • TC: ALL THE MOTHERFUCKIN BODY PARTS THAT AIN'T BE FEELING LIKE COOPERATING.
  • CT: D --> Does this involve Nepeta
  • TC: ain't got no clear targets at the mo but we got our suspicions growing and rising like so many twisted trees see?
  • TC: NAH.
  • CT: D --> Good
  • TC: we ain't want more kittygirls getting involved.
  • TC: BITCHES BE ALL UP IN THAT BUSINESS ALREADY, SNOOPING AND SHIT.
  • TC: motherfuckin hypnotised my ass.
  • TC: BEST IF YOU KEEP HER AWAY YEAH?
  • CT: D --> I don't think I could harm her, even on your orders, master
  • TC: brother.
  • TC: AIN'T GONNA BE ASKING NONE A THAT FROM YOU NOW AM I?
  • CT: D --> Thank you
  • TC: what kind of pumpless motherfucker asks a man to murder his own moirail.
  • TC: HIS BETTER HALF.
  • TC: nah, nah, we ain't that way, best bro.
  • CT: D --> Could you tell me more what this is about
  • CT: D --> It's not necessary
  • CT: D --> I'm merely curious
  • TC: NOW I WOULD.
  • TC: but if i did.
  • TC: I'D HAVE TO MURDER YOUR BRAWNY ASS ALL OVER AGAIN.
  • CT: D --> I might not be averse to that scenario
  • CT: D --> Still, if it's not my place to know, then I a%ept that
  • TC: but see we got to squeeze the use outta you first now don't we?
  • CT: D --> Yes, master
  • TC: MOTHERFUCKIN WORK YOU TO THE BONE IN THE NAME OF THE ANGEL.
  • TC: you'll know in due time, brother.
  • TC: SIDES.
  • TC: we'll have plenty a motherfuckin time to practice that scenario.
  • TC: SHOULD YOU EVER BEGIN TO FEEL THE PANGS OF WANTING TO GET OUT YEAH?
  • CT: D --> From where
  • TC: me and my choice brother we can put you in your place easy.
  • TC: FROM WHAT WE MIGHT HAVE TO ASK OF YA.
  • TC: ain't no want of mine to be pushing a brother past his limits you see.
  • CT: D --> Your generosity of spirit is boundless
  • TC: BUT WE AIN'T SO SURE WHAT WE'RE GONNA NEED TO BE DOING.
  • TC: i said no motherfuckin compliments.
  • CT: D --> Sorry, master
  • TC: YEAH.
  • TC: better.
  • TC: NOW WILL YOU UP AND LOOK AT ALL THE TIME I'VE BEEN STEALING AWAY FROM YOU, BEST BROTHER.
  • CT: D --> But I'm prepared to e%ecute any commands you give me, even if you aren't 100% certain what those commands may be at present
  • TC: motherfuckin' a.
  • TC: THAT'S JUST WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR RIGHT THERE BEST BRO.
  • TC: music to my ears.
  • TC: NOW I TRUST YOU'LL BE KEEPING ALL A THIS ON THE HUSH-HUSH?
  • CT: D --> Yes, master
  • CT: D --> Not a word shall pass from my lips
  • TC: good motherfuckin boy.
  • TC: SHAME IF WE HAD TO GET RID OF THE LIKES OF YOU.
  • TC: what a waste of a perfectly good beast a work that shit would be if you ended up compromising us huh?
  • CT: D --> I wouldn't dare
  • CT: D --> I'd sooner e%tract my tongue from its oral cavity than betray your confidence
  • TC: HELL FUCKING NO YOU WOULDN'T.
  • TC: that's the beauty of it.
  • TC: THAT'S WHY I LIKE YOU, PONYBOY.
  • TC: and ain't no need to be doing any of that.
  • TC: WE ALREADY GOT ONE A THOSE ON OUR TEAM YEAH?
  • CT: D --> Oh
  • TC: ha ha ha ha.
  • CT: D --> Your dancestor
  • TC: LOOK A YOU, GETTING ALL FLUSTERED AND SHIT.
  • TC: love it.
  • TC: YEAH.
  • TC: that piece of shit.
  • CT: D --> Don't you hold him in high regard
  • TC: HE'S USEFUL.
  • CT: D --> All the rest of us are quite in awe of ours
  • TC: ain't mean i have to respect the sumbitch.
  • TC: ARE YOU NOW?
  • TC: please, my peasantblooded brother.
  • TC: AIN'T MEAN NO INSULT BY THAT BUT YOURS AIN'T NOTHING BUT A MOTHERFUCKIN HUSK OF WHAT HE COULD BE.
  • TC: all of them are.
  • CT: D --> I feel that way about myself, though
  • TC: SO MUCH MOTHERFUCKIN UNTAPPED POTENTIAL THEM ALL GOT.
  • TC: none get their squeeze on to pull any of that shit out.
  • TC: BUT SEE WE'LL HELP YOU WITH THAT YEAH?
  • CT: D --> Maybe with your guidance, you can mold me into a superior being
  • TC: oh, brother.
  • TC: THE THINGS WE'RE GONNA DO.
  • TC: i'll be the motherfuckin harness to that pile a aimless strength you got going on.
  • TC: GIVE YOU PURPOSE.
  • CT: D --> You've e%ceeded my wildest fantasies, I only hope that I can live up to your e%pectations
  • TC: have i now?
  • CT: D --> Yes
  • TC: AND HOW THE MOTHERFUCK EXACTLY HAS A BROTHER BEEN ABLE TO DO THAT?
  • TC: you got me all shades of curious now.
  • CT: D --> I spent my childhood secretly praying that you would one day embrace your true path
  • CT: D --> That you would realize who and what the universe had intended you to be
  • TC: AW, BEST BROTHER.
  • CT: D --> I knew you could accomplish any feat
  • TC: now if that ain't the sweetest crock a shit i ever been served.
  • TC: BUT YOU SEE THAT REASONING'S ALL UP AND FLAWED.
  • TC: ain't no universe telling me to do anything.
  • CT: D --> No
  • TC: I AIN'T FOLLOWING IN NO FOOTSTEPS LAID OUT BEFORE ME YEAH?
  • CT: D --> You're going to craft it to your liking
  • CT: D --> The universe will be nothing more than a plaything to you
  • TC: smarter'n i gave you credit for, gotta give you that.
  • CT: D --> But the slime
  • CT: D --> It dulled your senses
  • TC: LIL' BIRD'S TELLING ME I AIN'T GONNA REGRET CHOOSING THE LIKES OF YOU FOR THIS JOB, NOW AM I.
  • TC: we ain't talk about the slime no more, best brother.
  • CT: D --> Yes, master
  • TC: WE TALK ABOUT THE BLOOD.
  • CT: D --> A subject much more to my liking
  • TC: you know ponyboy.
  • TC: YOU GOT THAT WICKED SIDE IN YOU I AIN'T EVER NOTICE BEFORE.
  • TC: that new or was i that motherfuckin blind?
  • CT: D --> It's nothing new
  • CT: D --> A desire for destru%ion courses through my veins
  • CT: D --> Why do you think I spent all that time e%ploding robots
  • TC: SHAME I MISSED SO MUCH WHILE YOU WERE STILL CORPOREAL, REALLY.
  • TC: you up and makin me get my regret on right there, you know that?
  • ]CT: D --> I can still bleed
  • TC: FIGURED THAT SHIT WAS NOTHING BUT STRESS YEAH?
  • CT: D --> My bones can still be broken and smashed
  • TC: pegged you as the uptight type.
  • TC: CAN THEY NOW.
  • CT: D --> They mend easier
  • TC: mmm.
  • TC: GOOD TO KNOW.
  • CT: D --> But I still e%perience the pain
  • TC: as you well should.
  • CT: D --> And if I was merely e%periencing stress, I could play with one of those squishy balls or bat yarn about like Nepeta did
  • TC: SNRK.
  • CT: D --> I wanted to break things
  • CT: D --> To punch and smash until my knuckles bled
  • TC: gotta get my apologizing on there but i really ain't see you with no yarn, best brother.
  • CT: D --> No
  • TC: YOU NEED SOMETHING SUBSTANTIAL.
  • CT: D --> That would 100k ridiculous
  • TC: wouldn't take that shit from no cronies of mine.
  • TC: BUT FUCK.
  • TC: if that shit's what all up and makes you feel better.
  • TC: A MOTHERFUCKER AIN'T GOT NO RIGHT TO BE STOPPING THE LIKES OF YOU.
  • TC: no making this kind a powerhouse quit what he wants to do yeah?
  • CT: D --> Thank you, master
  • CT: D --> Though if it's all the same
  • CT: D --> I think being bound and beaten would suit me better
  • TC: WOULD IT MOTHERFUCKIN EVER.
  • CT: D --> Sometimes I like to imagine what you could do to me with those clubs of yours
  • TC: ain't think you be up and wanting to know such things.
  • TC: MUSINGS MIGHT BE BETTER SUITER FOR KEEPING HIDDEN.
  • TC: suited, even.
  • CT: D --> My apologies
  • CT: D --> I think I allowed myself to get carried away a little
  • TC: NAH.
  • TC: don't you worry bout it none.
  • TC: YOU GETTING CARRIED AWAY IS WHAT WE'RE COUNTING ON YEAH?
  • CT: D --> Yes, Master
  • TC: might just want to be directing such energies away from them kinds of thoughts.
  • TC: AS ATTRACTIVE AS THEY MAY BE.
  • TC: need you fresh and ready for when the job comes.
  • CT: D --> I understand
  • TC: AW, PONYBOY.
  • TC: don't ya look all sad and shit.
  • TC: YOU KNOW A BROTHER HATES TO BE MAKING A MOTHERFUCKER DEJECTED YEAH?
  • CT: D --> I shall attempt to 100k less dour
  • TC: don't you up and do that.
  • TC: AIN'T WANT YOU TO BE BOTTLING THAT SHIT DOWN IN THAT PUMP A YOURS.
  • TC: i want you to be feeling less.
  • TC: WHATEVER THAT WORD YOU USED WAS.
  • TC: now tell me, motherfucker.
  • TC: WHAT WOULD BEST CHEER UP A SOUR BROTHER A MINE?
  • TC: no holds barred, just up and want to know.
  • CT: D --> Erm
  • CT: D --> I'm afraid that it would be something too 100d to mention
  • TC: NO MOTHERFUCKIN HOLDS BARRED.
  • TC: let it loose, brother.
  • TC: AIN'T NOTHIN YOU CAN'T SAY I NEVER THUNK.
  • CT: D --> I
  • CT: D --> I want to be whipped until my back runs like a river
  • CT: D --> Forced into humiliating poses
  • CT: D --> Choked and beaten
  • CT: D --> Marked with cuts and bruises
  • CT: D --> Mostly
  • CT: D --> I want to be used in the most degrading manner possible to satisfy your lusty urges
  • TC: mmm.
  • CT: D --> Have the b100d of my broken body mi%ed with our combined genetic fluids
  • TC: YOU AIN'T CHANGED NONE, HAVE YOU.
  • CT: D --> No
  • TC: that wasn't no complaint i had.
  • TC: JUST GLAD YOU GOT THE WAY WITH WORDS I DON'T GOT.
  • CT: D --> And maybe
  • CT: D --> Once you were done torturing me
  • CT: D --> You'd caress me gently and tell me how precious I was to you
  • TC: precious.
  • CT: D --> That part's silly
  • TC: AFRAID YOU MIGHT BE MISCONSTRUING THEM FEELINGS WE GOT GOING ON HERE, MY CHOICE-ASS MOTHERFUCKER.
  • TC: i ain't think we can have anything precious going on no more.
  • CT: D --> Yes, Master
  • TC: NOT THAT THE THOUGHT AIN'T SEND A FEW CHILLS UP THAT SPINE OF MINE.
  • TC: but too much happened.
  • TC: TOO MUCH SHIT AT STAKE.
  • TC: i gotta still be able to murder you if the need arises yeah?
  • TC: IT AIN'T NOTHING PERSONAL.
  • CT: D --> Yes, Master
  • CT: D --> I'm more than satisfied if I can be your t001
  • TC: but if violence be what you want to be treated with.
  • TC: IF CUTS AND BRUISES BE YOUR IDEA OF A TWISTED MOTHERFUCKIN FORM OF REWARD.
  • TC: as i said before.
  • TC: ANYTHING I CAN DO TO MAKE A MOTHERFUCKER HAPPY.
  • TC: build up on my finest miracle as of yet.
  • CT: D --> Including me in your plans is reward enough
  • CT: D --> If you could only fathom just how much I adore you
  • CT: D --> That's permissible, isn't it
  • TC: AIN'T ENTIRELY SURE WHAT YOU MEAN BY ADORING.
  • TC: i mean, motherfuck.
  • CT: D --> Since I'll never be required to lift a finger against you
  • TC: YEAH.
  • TC: you won't.
  • CT: D --> Good
  • TC: YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKIN ENIGMA, YOU KNOW THAT, PONYBOY.
  • TC: wrapped in motherfucking questions and riddles.
  • TC: AIN'T MUCH OF WHAT YOU'RE UP AND ADMITTING HERE THAT MAKE MUCH SENSE TO ME.
  • CT: D --> I thought I was being rather direct
  • TC: nah.
  • TC: YOU ARE.
  • TC: it just don't click.
  • CT: D --> As long as it doesn't anger you
  • TC: IT DON'T CLICK WHY IN THE FUCK YOU'D UP AND WANT A MOTHERFUCKER TO LAY HANDS ON YOU AFTER WHAT WENT DOWN.
  • TC: i ain't angry none, ain't you worry about that.
  • CT: D --> Why
  • TC: JUST TRYING TO UNDERSTAND HERE.
  • CT: D --> Because you culled me and my moirail
  • TC: ain't help none with them questions i got.
  • CT: D --> The way you murdered me
  • CT: D --> It was
  • CT: D --> Poetic
  • TC: POETIC.
  • CT: D --> Yes
  • CT: D --> Shooting me with an arrow as if to underscore my humiliating inability to fire one
  • CT: D --> Forcing me to kneel
  • TC: heh.
  • TC: OF COURSE YOU'D MOTHERFUCKING CATCH UP ON THAT.
  • CT: D --> Do you realize how difficult managing such a feat was
  • CT: D --> Of course you do
  • TC: wasn't hard none.
  • TC: YOU WERE LETTING ME.
  • CT: D --> I wanted to kneel before you
  • CT: D --> But you took the choice away from me
  • CT: D --> It's all I ever wanted
  • TC: ain't take none from you but that last breath.
  • TC: YOU ALWAYS HAD THE CHOICE.
  • CT: D --> No
  • TC: any motherfuckin second you coulda sprang back up.
  • CT: D --> I mean
  • CT: D --> When you shot me
  • TC: YOU WERE GIVING WAY, BROTHER.
  • CT: D --> I couldn't help but fall to my knees
  • TC: ahh, fuck.
  • TC: QUIT PUTTING THE REMEMBERS ON IN THAT PAN OF MINE.
  • TC: hard as a motherfucker to be keeping focus with them images filling my view you see?
  • CT: D --> Erk
  • CT: D --> I realize it it's abnormal that my mind wor% this way
  • TC: SNRK.
  • TC: ain't any more abnormal than any of us, motherfucker.
  • TC: DON'T YOU FEEL ASHAMED NONE.
  • CT: D --> I was terrified
  • TC: terrified?
  • CT: D --> When you approached me
  • TC: HOW MOTHERFUCKIN RIGHT WERE YOU, HUH.
  • CT: D --> My whole being filled to the brim with fear
  • TC: so why didn't you do none?
  • CT: D --> Because I loved it
  • TC: YOU WEREN'T SHOWING NO FEAR NONE THERE, BROTHER.
  • TC: all shades of motherfuckin intimidating.
  • CT: D --> I loved knowing that I was powerless before you
  • CT: D --> That you could do anything to me
  • TC: MMM.
  • TC: stop.
  • CT: D --> Yes, Master
  • TC: YOU QUIT BRINGING THAT BACK UP.
  • TC: already told you i can't.
  • CT: D --> I know
  • CT: D --> You need to focus on the mission
  • TC: YEAH.
  • TC: yeah.
  • CT: D --> But I'm just such a terrible, naughty creature
  • TC: PONYBOY.
  • CT: D --> Yes, Master
  • TC: you're quitting that shit right now.
  • TC: I MOTHERFUCKIN' SWEAR.
  • CT: D --> If those are your orders
  • TC: mmf.
  • TC: YEAH.
  • TC: they are.
  • CT: D --> Then I shall restrain myself
  • TC: GOOD...
  • TC: good boy.
  • TC: AND AIN'T YOU TALK ABOUT RESTRAINTS NONE.
  • TC: not helping my case.
  • CT: D --> Fudge
  • TC: HA HA HA.
  • TC: what's with the language.
  • CT: D --> Oh, I just felt that I kept putting my foot in my mouth inadvertently
  • TC: UNUSUALLY MOTHERFUCKIN' SALTY FOR YOU THERE, BROTHER.
  • CT: D --> May I ask a question
  • TC: mm.
  • TC: LAY IT ON ME.
  • CT: D --> Why do you need to abstain from your own satisfa%ion in order to remain focused
  • TC: bony motherfucker's got a matesprit.
  • TC: OR WHATEVER THE FUCK'S LEFT OF HER.
  • TC: i gotta take the motherfuckin reins here.
  • TC: SOMEBODY TO PILOT THE SHIP YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M SAYING?
  • TC: i can't very well up and fill my pan with images a you bound and gagged under my heel now can i.
  • CT: D --> That's true
  • CT: D --> But if you allow those images to fester in your subconscious
  • CT: D --> Couldn't that be just as potent a diversion
  • TC: I CAN.
  • TC: i can control that shit.
  • TC: I GOT ALL KINDS OF HOLD ON WHAT I THINK OF NOW, I.
  • CT: D --> That's e%ceptionally admirable
  • CT: D --> I wish I had that ability, I can't seem to help but languish in my mental depravity
  • TC: was that motherfuckin sarcasm.
  • CT: D --> No
  • CT: D --> I don't employ sarcasm
  • CT: D --> I meant it sincerely
  • TC: YOU SEE ME STRUGGLING WITH THIS SHIT THIS WHOLE ENTIRE CONVERSATION WE GOT GOING ON HERE AND YOU MOTHERFUCKING THINK THAT, REALLY.
  • TC: brother can't help but get his skeptism on i'm afraid there.
  • CT: D --> I'm not trying to tempt you away from your goals
  • CT: D --> Or mock you for holding yourself to high ideals
  • TC: NOT EVEN A TINY BIT?
  • CT: D --> Ok
  • CT: D --> Maybe I am trying to tempt you a little
  • CT: D --> But not to dissuade you from your purpose
  • TC: then motherfuckin teach me.
  • TC: SHOW ME HOW THE FUCK TO JUGGLE WITH ALL THESE FEELINGS I GOT WASHING DOWN.
  • TC: and with this job i gotta do.
  • TC: AIN'T BEEN HAVING A FUNCTIONAL PAN SINCE LONG, BROTHER.
  • TC: you're smarter than i could ever hope to me.
  • TC: MOTHERFUCKING SHOW ME.
  • CT: D --> If you would allow me to satisfy you
  • CT: D --> Then I think
  • CT: D --> You could leave that part to me
  • CT: D --> And worry more about your own machinations
  • TC: you're gonna have to up and say what you mean by satisfaction.
  • TC: AIN'T MANY THINGS IN LIFE THAT DON'T PLEASE ME, PONYBOY.
  • CT: D --> I mean
  • CT: D --> I've often found that desires of a prurient nature can be e%tremely distracting
  • CT: D --> I couldn't build a robot while feeling that way
  • TC: no shit.
  • CT: D --> So
  • CT: D --> I can't believe I'm admitting this
  • CT: D --> If I found myself so distracted, I would
  • TC: YOU WOULD.
  • CT: D --> Stroke myself
  • CT: D --> Roughly
  • TC: mmhm.
  • CT: D --> Dig my nails in
  • TC: M-MMHM.
  • CT: D --> Hurting myself while I did it
  • CT: D --> It intensified the pleasure
  • TC: christ.
  • TC: I BET YOU UP AND MOTHERFUCKING WHIMPER, TOO.
  • TC: trying to keep that shit down.
  • CT: D --> Yes
  • TC: WHAT ELSE.
  • CT: D --> I liked to touch my own body
  • CT: D --> Thighs
  • CT: D --> Abdominals
  • TC: a-ahh.
  • TC: FUCK.
  • CT: D --> My pe%
  • TC: fingers all up on that chiseled motherfuckin figure you got right.
  • CT: D --> Yes
  • CT: D --> Imagining it was someone else's hands
  • TC: DIGITS TRACING EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY OF THOSE MUSCLES YOU GOT, AIN'T IT.
  • TC: whose hands.
  • CT: D --> Aradia's
  • CT: D --> Yours
  • TC: EQUIUS.
  • CT: D --> Yes, Master
  • TC: stop.
  • TC: STOP FUCKING TALKING.
  • TC: you're going to do this shit to me.
  • TC: YOU'RE NOT-
  • TC: you're not going to keep on being such a fucking tease.
  • CT: D --> You order me to stop
  • TC: I ORDER YOU TO GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING RIPPED ASS RIGHT ON OVER.
  • CT: D --> Yes
  • TC: and you best be motherfucking listening to me, pony boy.
  • CT: D --> To every word
  • TC: YOU'RE GOING TO GET IN ME.
  • TC: i'm going to fuck myself with you.
  • TC: TILL I MOTHERFUCKING SEE STARS.
  • TC: no.
  • TC: GALAXIES.
  • CT: D --> Yes, Master
  • TC: and when i'm too motherfucking tired to keep going.
  • TC: YOU'RE GOING TO FLIP ME THE FUCK OVER.
  • TC: and finish the job.
  • CT: D --> Oh god
  • TC: ARE ME MOTHERFUCKING CLEAR ON THAT,
  • TC: my brother.
  • CT: D --> 100%
  • TC: GOOD.
  • TC: i'm waiting.
  • CT: D --> Where are you
  • TC: WHERE IN THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM.
  • TC: back at your motherfuckin hive.
  • TC: YOU'RE TAKING CARE A THIS ON YOUR FUCKING WORKBENCH.
  • CT: D --> I
  • CT: D --> Ok, I'll find it
  • TC: you're smart.
  • TC: I TRUST YOU WILL.
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nacholatkes:

these are right next to each other in my folder

and i can’t stop laughingn


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bloody-fabre:

Found them on my photobucket. Too bad the quality is beyond horrible :C


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